it's a bird! it's a plane! NO! It's MULTI-SHIPPERS!!

We're talking to YOU, multi-shipper! Yes, you, the one that thinks it's CUTE that Nate came out of no where to save Blair. Yes, you know who you are. You're already in the forums going on and on about how you SO support Nate/Blair (aka. The Blip) and how you're so tired of Chair because it's so BORING and how Chuck needs to suffer a little bit. Guest what??

You've been WANKED! You, my friend, are drinking the KOOL AID! Congratulations!

Why are you being wanked? Why are we being mean? That is because we all know that in a few episodes you will be back in the Chair bandwagon and you will suck at life! That is why! Because there's only 5 Nate/Blair fans out there and not a penny more so you are momentarily multi-shipping and we hates you. So deal with it. Plus, we're bitches and bitches rule. Plus, who can even like a 'ship that is named after a hair removal cream? How is this awesome? It's a 4-minute lotion. Which means, your couple will be gone in just that - 4 minutes.

So. The big question who will turn in to watch next week? We have a series of couples roulette going on. The fact that Vanessa's lips are ANYWHERE near our Chuck makes us SICK. It's bad enough we have to see pictures of Lady Dreadlocks and her sudden rise to popularity which we were at GG Kool-Aid DO NOT approve of but now she's kissing Chuck? No. Just no.

And why is Vanessa still on the show? Let's ponder this for a minute. She dresses badly, no one likes her, she blackmails Blair, she's now moving in on boy #3 and we KEEP her? We think we should feed her to Jenny. She looks hungry enough.