We're not sure what we'll love about this HIATUS more. Weeks of not having to watch that FUCKERY on our TV or all the time we have to WANK THE FANDOM!!!
My FAVORITE!! I just love pointing out stupidity, it's chicken soup for the bitchy soul! Thank you already for you, faithful soldiers, sending in the funnies because I feel like we will have SO many of them we can laugh for ours! It's be like interviewing actors without their publicist. FUCKING MECCA!
Now. Let us begin *smirk*
The CV kiss was waaaaay better, I mean it's Ed.
Me: Dear idiot, you're JUST that. And IDIOT. And we at Kool-Aid want to personally CONGRATULATE you for DRINKING THE KOOL-AID!!
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Idiot #1 - CV definatly have more chemistry than NB.
Idiot #2 - ROFL. Damn straight. That's how it should be
Ambiguous Person - They do? (Okey, that isn't hard when I come to think about it.) So the RL chemistry is actually working on screen. Interesting. That's quite rare, isn't it?
ME: YOU SEE??? THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM WITH CHUHOBO! PEOPLE, LIKE THE STUPID FUCKS ABOVE WILL BEGIN WETTING THEMSELVES AT THE THOUGHT OF ED KISSING LADY DREADLOCKS. LET ME GIVE YOU A CLUE, YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT. :) thanx!
I will post more as the day continues and as the week continues for that matter. And for those of you who wish Vanessa (your friendly neighborhood slutty hobo) to die I have BAD news for you. Vanessa is a FUCKING ROACH. Armageddon will come and fucking go and she'll STILL be around, twitching and grossing the HELL out of us till kingdom fucking comes!
Remember, send in ALL stupidity to theggkoolaid@gmail.com and I will GLADLY cut them down for you. Satisfaction guaranteed!
you made me LOL when you compared vanessa to a cockroach - just struck me how similar they are! gross, useless, and annoying.
ReplyDeletelets not forget eating the scraps that no one wants :D
ReplyDeleteCV is the long term threat not NB. NB has clearly been written as second choice from the get go which is probably why people weren't as up in arms. But god, they'll probably want to do an BCV triangle, to which I say...thanks I'd rather choke.
ReplyDeleteOh can you guys do a wank on the recent Blair bashing...I mean, she's clearly being written SO OUT OF CHARACTER to make the slutty hobo (love it!) look better, but people are saying "Oh, I'm so tired of BLair now." Well, yeah, if they write crap for her, what can she do? She's been during crap into gold for years but this is ridiculous. I"ll send examples.
ReplyDeleteThe thing that really pisses me off about the whole C/V pairing is that we know at some point (well who knows these days with the incredibly potent CRACK the writers have been smoking) that C/B will reunite - esp with those fab set pics floating around. But now that reunion has been cheapened, stomped and pissed on because they had to do this BATSHIT CRAZY roulette with the couples.
ReplyDeleteI was not happy with B/N re-coupling, but at least that was not so out of left field and from the last episode i thought they could play it out nicely since Blair is so obviously still spiraling downward. BUT - just because two of your actors or boinking off set does not mean you need to somehow work this into your storylines!! And if this V pregnancy thing comes to fruition there will be a brick through my tv.
LOL wanna knowsomething funny? I know whom you speak off AND I AM LAUGHING SO TREMENDOUSLY MUCH RIGHT NOW!! WIN BITCHES WIN!
ReplyDeleteand fucking vanessa.... and her roachiness. This is going to be pure fuckery! i want her to die! lets just step on her.
just.. end our misery now
"So the RL chemistry is actually working on screen. Interesting. That's quite rare, isn't it?"
ReplyDeleteWhat is this blasphemy. Me eyes! They hurt!!!
"So the RL chemistry is actually working on screen. Interesting. That's quite rare, isn't it?"
ReplyDeleteWhat is this blasphemy. Me eyes! They hurt!!!
I think that is the #1 thing that PISSES me off. The mentality that because it's Ed anyone or anything would look good on him. Like, please get your eyes off his dick long enough to crave a storyline that makes sense!
ReplyDeleteGod!