Apparently we were able to find Lady Dreadlocks' family members. Bad hair weave, random bandannas and get screentime even though they don't do anything. See, LD??? Now you can hang out with your own family all the time. THUMBS UP!
I'm very sad because now I have to change my deodorant. I used to use DOVE but I'm afraid of what will happen if I continue using it. I can't go around like this, I have a mortgage, a boyfriend and a job to keep. This is just Kool-Aid inspired advertising. I suggest you CHANGE all of your DOVE products IMMEDIATELY!! I'm very concerned about some of you - especially those of you who use the hair products. Put them the FUCK down. Like now.
In case you're doubting it let me remind you of a few disturbing images:
Let this be a cautionary tale - I know the FDA hasn't released a statement yet but I believe in preemptive measures.
OMFG That last picture! I have hair just like her and I would rather DIE than leave the house looking like that much less show up on the red carpet with it! That is wrong, she's got no excuse!
ReplyDeletedamn, I just bought my conditioner too.
ReplyDeleteThe pirates thing is HILARIOUS. I will always think of that whenever I see her.
ReplyDeleteI have nappier hair than her, baby, and I have NEVER left the house looking like that hot mess.
ReplyDeleteI like my Dove conditioner though. :(
ReplyDeleteI know, baby but until the FDA clears this up use Pantene or something
ReplyDeleteI EFFING HATE HER HAIR - i mean, WEAVE! [ *coughniceeysthoughcough*]
ReplyDeletealso, i really hate how she has this fake looking smile in most of her pics - like she's trying too hard to appear friendly. she shld like, just be bitchy. i like bitchy [i probably wont ever like her, bitchy or not, but maybe i'll think she's tolerable?].
btw, bitchy is also why i adore you girls ;)
I think what gets me is the fucking giggles. I hate the giggling makes me want to do bad bad things to her. The hair mess is atrocious, it's just cringe worthy. I dont know why but I feel like it smells, the weave. Ugh.
ReplyDeletethat last picture boggles me - i mean, she's at f*cking victoria's secret fashion show!! only like one of the most watched fashion shows on tv! WHY HAS SHE NOT:
ReplyDelete1. brushed her hair
2. gotten some tissue or something to wipe that extra shine off her face
3. worn something besides what looks like something i'd wear to bed on a hot summer night - ie, SLEEPWEAR.
yeah, i feel particularly bitchy today too - must be cos i heard of the stupid character assassination going on in the GG writing board.
This character, and actress, frankly at this point, has given me situational Tourette's. I see her, I hear her giggle, I see an icon from 2x20 and I just start swearing uncontrollably.
ReplyDelete1 - brushed her hair or how about choosing a BETTER weave??
ReplyDelete2 - the shine is SO 2006/2007 someone forgot to tell her
3 - the shirt is also a mess, has she no shame?
I am with you, I'm letting the bitch hang out today!
I fucking love that! Situational Tourettes!
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