Apparently only in certain parts of the country one can still find a real Blair. The current version of Blair is battery operated and can be found with a variety of whining to come with it. If you would like your Blair to come with a Natefused boyfriend it can be arranged. Worry not, if it feels like you're watching plot lines that we have encountered in the past it most likely is because WE HAVE. Right down to the crying over your Natefused boyfriend.
We have, however, come up with a PERFECT motherfucking gift for the writers since they returned to clue we attempted to send to them. A year's supply of D batteries. Keep Blair going all year long.
When DS are more entertaining than... anything else one can blame it on the lack of software upgrades.
I wont even waste my breath on anything else about this episode. I have just one thing to say - BRING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WANKINGS!!!
oh, and like someone who emailed us said. Five fucking bucks that previous 'conventional CVers will made a sudden turn to CJ. Inca will be taking bets. We'll be here all week.
And not to tease you or anything, as many of you have asked, Lady Dreadlocks post coming soon! YAY!!
We have, however, come up with a PERFECT motherfucking gift for the writers since they returned to clue we attempted to send to them. A year's supply of D batteries. Keep Blair going all year long.
When DS are more entertaining than... anything else one can blame it on the lack of software upgrades.
I wont even waste my breath on anything else about this episode. I have just one thing to say - BRING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WANKINGS!!!
oh, and like someone who emailed us said. Five fucking bucks that previous 'conventional CVers will made a sudden turn to CJ. Inca will be taking bets. We'll be here all week.
And not to tease you or anything, as many of you have asked, Lady Dreadlocks post coming soon! YAY!!
God, I love you two. In a purely platonic, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO MY BLAIR way of course.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you're keeping a lot of us sane.
One more thing...uh, they're trying to remold Chuck and Blair individually into what fits THEIR idea of 'heroes' right, before letting them together? They must be beaten down and punished and turned into Dan and Serena simulacrum before we get to see them together, that's the idea.
ReplyDeleteI hate this so much.
And...once again with the Chuck receiving wisdom from someone he would have cared less about. Remember when Chuck could figure stuff out in his own head? Jenny is the new Vanessa? Sigh. I like Jenny.
I just want them both back. Back to themselves and finally some forward motion for the s/ls and their lovestory
ReplyDeleteI just want to hug Chuck and tell him it will be okay. . . It just infuriates me that no one on the show sees through Nate's "good guy" facade. Especially Chuck and Blair who pretty much keep him on a pedestal. . . Nate does no wrong. I'm just angry. Nate is the biggest douche bag and Blair has been MIA since You've Got Yale. What the hell is going on? Does Josh & Co. believe that the fans would actually enjoy watching this disaster. Not even the lack of Lady Dreadlocks saved this episode.
ReplyDeleteAnd what the hell was up with Little Jenny Humphrey? Where does she come off telling Chuck that Lilly would choose Rufus and her over Chuck? I strongly disagree. Lilly may not be mother of the year but she took Chuck in as her own and she loves him as such. I give Lilly a little more credit than that.
Yes, Lily hasn't always done the best when it comes to her children but don't think she'd kick Chuck out. If anything it would derail any plans of combining the households and strain Rufly...win
ReplyDeleteExactly. . . Lilly has a good heart and she loves Chuck. She wouldn't kick him out especially knowing that he doesn't know anyone else and after what he went through after the death of his father. Little J has every right to not want to be around Chuck but he is Lilly's son and that is his house. She needs to remember that SHE and Rufus are the ones that are intruding on the Van der Bass'. . . Not Chuck.
ReplyDeleteExactly...but Chuck, won't even think of that. All he knows is that he's had to fight for every bit of familial acceptance from his father. He has no reason to trust Lily not to make him leave. (Though again really can't see, Lily doing that). Definitely thinks she loves him...he's her other son. So yes drama for Rufly but not actually C getting kicked out. But C probably doesn't see it that way :(. Yet another thing for him to lose (Again). The family he always wanted...yes it's sans Bart but still, he finally has family in the form of VdB. God, why couldn't Eric have been there for that scene to tell J to back the hell off and reassure Chuck about his place in their family.
ReplyDeleteLmao cant wait for the multi-shipper to jump once again... But i must say Jenny is tons better than Vanessa... At least i can stand Jenny because she hardly shows up and hardly has any SL.
ReplyDeleteSo The good thing is no Vanessa mention!
Lily is selfish and to keep Rufus by her side, she'll go to great lengthens. Meaning she will probably send Chuck packing. Remember she's not the best mother, regardless of how big her heart is.
what are they doing to my blairbear?! when did she become so needy and delusioned?! first it was character assassination of chuck (with the whole elle and vanessa sls) and now blair! i dont understand!! i remember someone once commenting that it looks like writers are trying to get ppl to like all the characters by just making the likable characters less likeable - and if that is the case (which it looks to be) i just...have no words at their stupidity.
ReplyDeletejust. no words.
I can't argue with the fact that Lilly is self fish because let's face it. . . She is. But I like to think the best of people. Maybe I'm just naïve like that. But I think the reason why I didn't respond well to Jenny telling Chuck off is because the whole time I was watching it I was wondering why this stupid little girl is in the Van der Bass home alone with Chuck after what happened between them. . . Its like walking into the mouth of the wolf. What the hell was she thinking? The only thing I liked was that they finally had some type of closure. He apologized and I enjoyed the look of shook that most people have when they finally realize that Chuck isn't this monster incapable of feeling emotions.
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