stupid people can be SO CUTE!

You all have been so FUCKING patient! You've waited for a while here, thinking there was no more wankings to be had but the truth is there's ALWAYS fucking wankings to be had! We LOVE WANKING THIS MOTHERFUCKING FANDOM!!!

God, I love them! You all ready? Because I may be on fire tonight and these are totally going down, bitches!

I think the pair are really sweet together. Ther act like a couple and do more normal things that teens would do. Blair and Chuck have tension, but together they seem around 30 years older than their actual age with Chuck constantly blowing hot and cold, drinking scotch, acting out strange cruel intention type games whereas Nate and Blair are sweet and romantic. Blair seems so much more innocent with him, discussing Brangelina and remembering their growing up days. I think Blair and Chuck have undeniable chemistry, but Blair and Nate are much sweeter and down to earth.

ME: Because ALL TV shows are based on sweet realistic relationships that make us tune in week after week as we wait on the edge of our motherfucking seats in order to find out what fucking restaurant they are going on their fucking seven-month anniversary! Yeah, it's a fucking page-turner! Now. I've seen you all over the web posting about the Brangelina mess. Really? LEAVE BRANGELINA ALONE. Just no. Find a new angle, baby girl. How about a new couple?

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Oh C'mon ppl!!! Penn & Leighton are HOT!!! I really love the idea of DAN & BLAIR hook up!! and if this thing happen, I'll consider to watching GG again. can't wait...

ME: WOW! A new strain in the Kool-Aid phenomenon. Apparently there's a new Orange Kool-Aid and it makes you think that in this universe or the next Blair and Dan hooking up is an AWESOME idea. Because Blair needs ANOTHER judgmental man in her life. She's fucking begging for it. On that note, she may wait a long ASS time. Like to infinity and beyond.

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(OMG, our friend the NB Powder Ranger who will soon be renamed the NB Attention Seeker!)

I'm Nate/Blair till the end. Unless I decide Blair isn't good enough for Nate at some point. I guess this is possible. Nate is the shit after all. I already mentioned my plans in the unlikely event that things go badly for me. I will go into hiding until things blow over and then I will come back and act like every opinion I have ever had was correct. (Not really that much of a stretch.)

ME: Girly, I'm SO tired of wanking you it's not funny. You need to start giving us some fresh thoughts, because as much as you'd like to you can't be this discombobulated and still be interesting. You just can't. I suggest you drink some (of your Kool-Aid) go back to the creative room, mix somethings up and come back to the table with some fresh new ideas :D

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For those of you who think that Chuck is not Emo why don't you go consult your GG Koolaid Bible, even they agree he has been OOC and duller than he was in Season 1. Chuck's Emo now, get over it. Maybe he won't be forever, but he sure as hell is now. Other characters on the show have been in "love" and they didn't go all freakishly Emo. The writers made him Emo, hopefully they make him snap out of it soon. And by the way Season 1 Chuck would annialate Season 2 Chuck. Anybody could see that... Also, Chuck apolgizing to Jenny was LAME. The reason we like Chuck is because he is an inexcusable asshole. That was why he found a fast following in Season 1. He is just plain better when he is a disgusting, perverted, malicious dick. I don't care if you guys think it was "human" of him. I don't want Chuck Bass to become a pussy and he is well on his way.

ME: OH BABY, you SHOULDN'T have. You just SHOULDN'T have because if you read me AT ALL you know I have a fucking mouth and you know I love to use it (wink). One. Kool-Aid is for you. Yes, YOU. YOU have a Kool-Aid bible. Ok? I am OFF the Kool-Aid. You see the distinction? I'm glad we got that straight. TWO. NO ONE. And I mean NO ONE puts Charles Bass in a fucking corner if this fandom has ANYTHING to do with it. Ok? You just let me know when and where and they'll be a rumble in the Bronx. Three, and listen carefully to this one. You are going to have to UNDERSTAND the meaning of an Anti-Hero. Bear with me, I know it's hard, the REASON Chuck is so popular is because he's an onion-boy. Your boy Nate and Dan are not. Hence Chuck, being HUMAN under layers of assholity will ALWAYS make him the one you're going to root for. We love BOTH the asshole side of him and the 'too in love with Blair to see straight' Chuck. We fucking love it. What we dont love is when he's got a hobo-tramp on him and when he forgets he ever knew Blair. Get it? THAT is inconsistent writing. THAT is what we're pissed about. Get it fucking straight. Fantastic! NEXT!

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Xmenfan246 (2 weeks ago)
Chair is just a jerk and has shown no signs of improvement. He's a manipulator, rapes Blair's friends Serena and Jenny, hooks up with random w omen, all the while claiming to love Blair. WHATEVER. At least Nate has shown signs of maturity this season. Blair and Chuck are just Cruel Intentions caricatures when they're together. Their relationship is not realisitc. Nate and Blair have more genuine moments together, and are a more realistic couple.
Xmenfan246 (1 week ago)
Nate's sins aren't as bad as Chuck.
wantedlilacs (1 week ago)
Chuck's father DIED!
ILuvBrucas4eva (4 hours ago)
his father's death doesn't excuse him for being an ass.

ME: She's obviously NEVER lost someone close to her. Hasn't seen what grief does to good and bad people.

And Nate's maturity is that of knat. Dont believe me? Check it out:

You see? I never kid about people's mental acuity.

oh, and chace crawford is a lesbian, we FUCKING LOVE YOU! Come here and give us a kiss, baby, we promise to keep you off the concentration camps! ;)