a month in the life of ED SEXWICK

Why do you disobey me, minion?? Posted about Lady DREADLOCKS without authorization? FA.IL.

But while we're discussing her disturbing behavior can we erase from our virginal eyes the sight of her and Mr. Sexwick canoodling down in Miami? Ugh. KILL ME, FREESIA. God doesn't love us.

She didn't drown.

I heard people are happy about this - even excited. KOOL-AID. Grape flavored. With Vodka.

Lets talk about Sexwick for a moment. He's had me in an emotional roller coaster. First there was this:

Did he loose something in there? Did he find it? Should we call a general surgeon in case it's stuck in there? I'm worried. So I was worried for a minute. Then I realized the best was YET to come.

I'm voting for BOTH. Remember I was kinda excited? I mean, I was riding the Gay-Ed wave! We both knew all those weaves JSzzzz wore was not for naught! It was use for facial hair!

THEN, he goes out and does THIS:

I have contemplated these pictures at high resolution and I have come to the conclusion that he's auditioning for Prison Break. I dont think anyone told him it was cancelled. I kinda feel bad. I'm actually ok with the chest hair and I was fine with the 21g tattoo and the one about the heartbreak required by any musician. But this mess he's making? No. Chuck would NOT approve and we all know if Chuck doesn't approve it's a total FAIL. Grosswick? STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID!