KOOL-AIDers? Are you trying to SEDUCE me?

So it goes like this. Some bitches will love what we do. Some others will fucking hate it. It's just that simple. This bitch right here? FUCKING LOVES IT. So we continue our ever delightful FANDOM WANKING!! Because YOU too can be stupid enough to WANK!! I think everyone has the right to be wanked, I know some of you must be sad that we haven't wanked your stupidity as of yet but dont you worry! I am sure you will annoy someone out there enough for them to send in your Kool-Aid inspired statement! Bring it on!


On our Anti-Vanessa Petition ;) 231!!!!

This so cruel! I would never ever imagine that so many people forget that behind the character there is a real person, Jessica, who has done nothing that terrible for people to wish she loses her job! It's not "Vanessa's" fault that many GG viewers don't like her, it's the producers/writers fault who don't know what to do with her character. I believe that people should be demanding some creative writing for GG's characters and not writing-off some character.


ME: YOU all DO NOT need to worry, considering that her fans think she's BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED beyond belief she will have NO trouble becoming the next Megan Fox. We're helping her out, really. She's NOT shinning in Gossip Girl and she will one day thank us. Also, no amount of re-writing her is going to make the people who already HATE her like her. It's just not. She'll be the new Riley and people still shudder at the thought of that piece of disastrous character.

Vanessa hasn't even been given a chance to really shine yet. Her character does have a lot of potential and I think it's stupid that everybody knocks her and doesn't really have a reason for it. No she should definitely STAY on the show.

ME: Babygirl, she's had 2 fucking seasons to win me over. At the end of these 2 season I can't even STAND to look at her in my TV, that tells you her time has been badly used and should just be replaced for someone the audience can root for. Aren't we tired of this show having all these MEDIOCRE characters? I am! I want other character I can love and look forward to their scenes! Also, check out my Mary Sue post and if that's not enough I will personally write you a cohesive essay as to WHY people HATE Vanessa. With bullet points.

Just randomized stupidity, my fave!

Okay, it's one thing to bash couples and an episode, but it's another thing entirely to complain about the fans. We're entitled to like whatever couples we want and there is nothing wrong with shipping more than one couple. It's just a TV show; we're allowed to change our minds as to what couples we like and we're allowed to like more than one at different points in a show. Blair became more like herself in these past few episodes. In You've Got Yale, Carnal Knowledge, and The Age of Dissodance, she became just annoying, whiny, and screechy, and she's my favorite character. However, toward the end of The Grandfather, she regained her poise that makes Blair Blair. And the fact that she is a hopeless romantic is a large part of her character and always has been. However, if you thought she acted like a whiny schoolgirl, that's your opinion and you're entitled in it.

ME: I agree, therefore WE are entitled to dislike who we want to dislike. INCLUDING you. You're welcome to ship-jump, ship-change, ship-fuck ALL you fucking like. HOWEVER, be prepared for bitches like me to point out that I dont like your well crafted hypocrisy and I think ALL that you said is under the influence of the motherfucking KOOL-AID. On Blair? Let me ask, do you understand the concept of character regression? Because if you dont, I would look into it. It'll clear up A LOT of confusion.

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I also think Chuck has always liked Vanessa. There's something about her that appeals to him, for some reason, and he has always been at least somewhat gracious to her.

ME: This stupid fuck is just drowning on the motherfucking KOOL-AID. We do remember when Chuck bought her off, right? Or when he changed his mind about seducing her when Blair told him she was getting a Brazilian wax, right? Gracious indeed. Doesn't matter, she's getting written off soon, we have faith in that and then we dont have to listen to your stupidity that makes us twitch.

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on Blair fighting long and hard for Chuck:
"Long and hard? 2 episodes qualifies as long and hard? Blair never fought for Chuck. But I don't hold it against her. The reason she never fought for Chuck is because she has always been in love with Nate. Chuck was the rebound guy. And now that Nate is back in the picture...she no longer needs him." some people already know the fate of NB and will do anything to have Chuck away from Blair: "I hope that Chuck will fall in love with G so we can get rid of him , ah I hate him..''


ME: *is befuddled* Yes. This person REALLY believes this. I wonder if she believes in the tooth-fairy also because it would make TOTAL sense. This particular troll was just last week posting all over about CV. Now she's got a new angle with the new stills that came out. Dont be surprised if after next episode 80% of the 'CV supporters' turn to 'CG supporters'. ANYTHING to keep Chuck and Blair away from one another.

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''I remember Nate questioned whether or not Blair cared about Chuck and even said she was maternal. Blair quickly denied this because she didn't want to give Nate the wrong idea. (Pretty solid proof if you ask me).''

ME: Yes, people. She turned OFF her TV after that moment because she obviously didn't see the rest of this episode. That or she continued watching with her fingers stuck in her ears and singing 'LALALALALAAAAA' loudly while blinking rapidly.

So you see, whenever you feel left out because you haven't been WANKED just post something that is liable to piss the shit out of your fellow men and at one point or another your stupidity will be WANKED!