small cheer and GREAT welcome makes a merry feast!

Man, are you tired of WANKING THE FANDOM?? Just let us know and we'll stop! ;)

So we have more that were sent in today and they need to be properly WANKED - the juice is out there. I do want to send out a CONGRATULATIONS to the Defectives of fanforum for not only FOOLING the fools into thinking they HATED CB for the day but for also pissing off those that have a stick up their asses and dont get amused so easily. Another side effect of the KOOL-AID, ppl! Lighten the fuck up! I'd practice my awkward laugh now so you can have it perfected by the time the finale rolls around! YIPPEEE!!!

And now. Let's fucking WANK the fandom, eh??

I find it really annoying that there is no option in the poll about being happy for Chuck and Vanessa. I personally vomit whenever Chuck and Blair come on screen, because their chemistry is zero and their personalities don't fit at all. But whenever Chuck and Vanessa come on screen, even last year in the middle of the first season when they clash over the video, it's magic.I hope the writers see this and at least give them a chance. I'm sick of it being "The Chuck & Blair Show". So, thanks, your poll is narrow-minded and fit only for CB fans. Not everyone likes CB. Believe me.

ME: I need to start this one off by stating how worried I am about this person's clear bulimic problem. This is a SERIOUS issue this girl has and no one will take her seriously. Once a week, for the past year and a half, she's vomited every Monday. Is no one worried? No concerned parent, friend, significant other? I am personally APPALLED that her family has let this go on! On that being said I cannot clearly judge her as she is a sad and sick individual with serious health issue and NOTHING that she says can truly be taken seriously. Esp the part where Ed/Leighton has no chemistry. CRA.ZY.

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I cant believe how much i hated Blair man, i have never hated her more, she WAS SO MEAN!! Poor vanessa! i mean, i LIKE Blair usually except when she uses her annoyingly screetchy voice and complains and stuff, but i only really like her when she is with Chuck! Last episode, i could not believe how mean she and nate (her litttle puppet) were to vanessa. And i know how many of you all hate Vanessa, but whatever, she annoys you all and whatnot. but C'mon, what blair and nate did? I WOULD HAVE DONE WITH CHUCK WHAT V DID!!! I just cant believe it! I mean, its awesome, but im angry, but im glad im mad at her....does that make sense? She is no boring character thats for sure. but what a raging bitch

ME: What??? What happened? Who happened? Has it happened yet? I'm SO confused! I feel motherfucking high or something. It's like the ramblings of a small crazy woman that is stuck in a bottle (full of Kool-Aid) and made to watch 'Glitter' over and over. Fuck! This bitch needs meds!

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We should all just think of this show as a roller coaster. Highs and lows, twists and turns some drops more uncomfortable than others, but in the end you have to admit...it was kind of fun...maybe even Awesome! So lets do it all over again in season 3...lol THE RIDE ISNT OVER YET PEOPLE...you never know what's coming next unless you're in the first car, and I think those seats are reserved for said writers...

ME: I know. They're getting crazier by the motherfucking minute. I dont know what happened to her as a child, maybe she was dropped or maybe she was made to watch Bambi but SOMETHING happened.

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I'm sorry, but I really am sick and tired of everyone bashing and hating on the writers of the show just because Chair is not together at the moment. Everyone is bashing some of the lastest episodes and basically yelling at the writers because things aren't going their way. Well it's their TV show they can do whatever they want. Josh Swartz and Stephanie Savage are incredible writers. I mean they wrote the OC, which is my all time favorite show and they do a fantastic show at writing GG. I think they definitely deserve more love and respect because they have definitely created an amazing show and they deserve more appreciation than that. So please stop the hating!

ME: The fact that the OC was her ALL TIME FAVORITE SHOW says more than me and my sharp tongue ever can hope to say. I mean... that's magic.

xoxo,
Kool-Aid Girls