they didn't clean their PIPES

There is a reason we're so very enamoured with Alice and her words right now. It's her magic with statements. On that line of view, can I say HELL VUCKING YEAH?? 400!!!!!

We kinda feel bad for Korbi, she totally got creamed with statements from fans. Here is another cream-worthy statement from our very own Alice:

Korbi, I just want to reiterate everybody's thank you's. There is just a lot of frustration going around at the moment, not just limited to Blair and Chuck fans. I personally am more aggrieved at the general narrative inconsistencies and character assassination that has been going on since episode 17.

Vanessa Abrams is the worst casualty of all and it is her character which I will address in this post. Having seemingly toiled to make an insufferable prig of a character somewhat tolerable, if not likable, current writing has not only rendered her progress void, but has actually made her even more repellent to even more people! Placing her between arguably two of the show’s most beloved characters who are in the midst of a love story which has been painstakingly developed over the course of two seasons, makes absolutely no sense. If this is a means to entwine her more securely in the world of Gossip Girl, the writers have failed. She is more of a cankerous interloper than ever before. If this is supposed to develop her character, not only have the writers failed, they have achieved the opposite. She is more of a hypocrite than anyone could have imagined and about as attached to her strongly-professed sense of morality as Blair is to wearing off-the-rack.

If this is purely a means of exploiting Jessica Szohr’s relationship with Ed Westwick, they have merely capitalised on something which should be private and should not be winked at at the expense of the fictional world which they inhabit. Which is, by the way writers, a separate entity. If they wished to explore their ‘chemistry’ (though I am loathe to apply the word to what is in this case real life seeping through the celluloid, not the alchemy of a great acting partnership) without it being detrimental to the story it interrupts, they have failed. Chuck’s dalliance with Vanessa, above all people, cheapens his love for Blair. Who cares if there is sexual tension to be had with the entire population of New York City when the entire point of this season for Chuck has been discovering whether he is capable of love; whether he will ever believe he is worthy of it. Having him sleep with Vanessa does a huge disservice to the story that they have been telling.

In short, I am utterly bemused as to the writers' intentions. I think it might be too late to redeem Vanessa, as she has never been anything more than a cypher anyway. I just hope the writers' disease can be contained before the characters most of us actually care deeply about are contaminated.

VUCKING YEAH! (I LOVE that, Cowgirl, it equates to the 4-Minute Nair! It's like I'm cursing :D) Now... one last wank because you know I vucking love wanking this vucking show! ;)

Despite all the haters, I actually pretty much like Vanessa. Surely (no questions on that) I prefer 100 % Chuck & Blair but probably affected by the real-life relationship of actors Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass) and Jessica Szhor (Vanessa Abrams), I like this couple too. I find them really cute and passionate in a way when they are together in a scene.

ME: I'M A HATER!!! ;) Now, I find it ironic that the same people that state we shouldn't hate Lady Dreadlocks because she's with Ed because we should separate the characters from the RL are the same ones that have let that same thing affect their... 'appreciation' of Chuhobo. I dont know about you but that almost seems as contradictory as the Nairers, dont you all think? I think it's the Kool-Aid, poor vuckers can't vucking see straight.