I'm not supposed to Nair. Let me see the script!

The bad news is that Inca is out for the weekend, she had a big family reunion back home so she's abandoned me. The good news is that we have SO many Nair wankings that I've had to divide them in two posts! That's vucking fantastic!! So, without further waiting I present to you, Bitches on Kool-Aid.

Yeah...this show pretty much had off casting other than NB...or Dan I guess. So that kind of threw me off from the beginning. Then they screwed over NB and the triangle and since when was Chuck ever involved in it? UGH UGH UGH.
WOW, I'm already cringing at the thought of Nate surrendering and/or only being motivated to be with her because of Chuck.

ME: Not even Serena is like book!Serena! For shame! How DARE they do this to HER? At least she's a realist... in a deep dark corner of her brain. She knows what is coming, or does she? It's a confusing statement. Let me give all of you Natefused people out there a HINT of something. Unfortunately for you Nathaniel Archilbald is not strong enough to hold a triangle down. He can't. He's 90% the time and doesn't know what is going on. So triangles on him? Dont work. He can't be in the MIDDLE of one, meaning between two girls. They've tried it. Twice. Both times it failed. So because he can't be in the middle, they've added him to the SIDE of one. This way 80% of the audience will never back up The Archiburn. That's because the other 20% is brain-dead. So yeah. It works. Came out of the fucking blue but the 80% knows how it'll end.

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Chuck and Blair bring out the worst of each other, and their relationship would turn into hell. You guys want Blair to be the evil queen B who could have anything- ya being evil and not think of anyone and w/ chuck support - at the end not even end now no one like Blair. Blair has no one to turn to expect her cleaning lady. Nate i boring and nice. Blair is evil but full of creativity. Nate could show and bring out the angel Blair really is w/o pretending so that she could realized she does not have to plan and plot her next step to get something. Blair bring out the playfulness in Nate. Seriously, spending every moment in time to plan and plot for the next step or day that is too tiring.

ME: pay special attention to areas in bold and bask in their STUPIDITY. Thanks!

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NATE AND BLAIR= NAIR = THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER
THERE IS NO WAY TO DOUBT IT... WHAT NAIR HAVE IS LOVE. NATE AND BLAIR DOES NOT HAVE TO FIND THE SPARK OR FIRE TO BE WITH OTHER BECAUSE THEY ARE WAY PASS THAT STAGE. IN THE FIRST STAGE OF GETTING TOGETHER YES YOU WANT TO HAVE THE SPARK BUT WHAT HAPPEN WHEN THE SPARK IS GONE? BLAIR BEING W/ NATE MAKE HER FEEL COMPLETES. SHE FOUND HER OTHER HALF QUIETLY, ITS NOT SOMETHING YOU COULD EXPLAIN OR TELL BY WORDS, ITS SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE TO THE CORE THAT THERE IS NO WORD TO EXPLAIN. BLAIR AND NATE IS LIKE YIN AND YANG, BLACK AND WHITE, FIRE AND ICE. THE MOMENT NATE AND BLAIR ARE TOGETHER IT JUST FEEL SO PERFECT, SO RIGHT, THEY DON'T NEED FIRE OR SPARK, THEIR WAS NO WAY TO DOUBT THEIR LOVE. IN LOVE THE SPARK AND PASSION ONLY LASTED A MOMENT IN TIME. I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY CHAIR RELATIONSHIP, BUT PASSION ISN'T LOVE. ITS ONLY A FEELING YOU HAVE AT THE MOMENT BUT ONCE THE TIME PASS AND THE PASSION IS GONE, IF THERE IS NO LOVE, NOTHING WILL LAST. BESIDE GG IS BASED ON A SERIES OF BOOKS, SO PLEASE KEEP IT WITH THE STORY LINE. NATE AND BLAIR IN THE BOOKS HAVE BOTH LOVE AND PASSION FOR EACH OTHER. NO MORE WHAT PATH OR ROCKY ROAD THEY ARE ON THEY ALWAYS END UP FINDING EACH OTHER AND BE WITH EACH OTHER.

ME: *yes, she's capped her ENTIRE post* I know, it makes it hard to read but I will try to fuck her over. To start off I love it when they bring me like mathematical equations as to why NB need to be together. This is one of my favorites. NATE AND BLAIR= NAIR = THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER And it makes TOTAL sense..... NOT! What the fuck? Why can't they give me something GOOD to base their mathematical equations on??? Is this too hard to ask? FUCK! THE KOOL-AID, BITCH! STAY OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID! This entire statement is so very delusional and out of control that I dont even know where the vuck to begin. I mean... she says first that they dont need the spark because their love is quiet and gentle (zzzzz.....) and passion slowly leaves a relationship and then she turns around and states that in the books they had the passion time after time so it worked... so it's one big Kool-Aid colored mess in CAPS nonetheless that make my left eye twitch and my right eye blink. It's the Kool-Aid effect, this one is DRIPPING with it. Obviously she doesn't know that the marriages that last the longest is because they continue having an amazing sex life. Ask my parents, after thirty-five years married they still like to share what positions they tried out that morning.

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and saw the video of well to all your you chair fan. I have been a nair fan in the beginning, so when they broke up i stopped watching the show, until the last episode i started watching because i was on youtubenate and blair back together. the the writers, why do you think GG ratings have drown dramatically? Oh is it the lust that got play out by chair? i definitely think so. any one been in love wouldn't have to think or look twice to know nair is the real deal the real love.

ME: (fans. Add the S since we're a multitude of us) I like that she gives no further explanations as to WHY Nair is the REAL DEAL THE REAL LOVE. So I'll keep it short and fucking sweet. It MUST be the ducks or fucking swans - it's the birds in the motherfucking background. ANYONE can see when birds are featured it MUST BE THE REAL DEAL THE REAL LOVE.

And enjoy it in youtube, soon that's the only place you'll be able to enjoy your real deal, real love. I love that these are the same people that claim that CB'ers who have stopped watching the show because there's no CB are not real fans. SAME people and yet here they are confessing. I swear I feel like a fucking priest sometimes!

You all need to STOP with the fuckery. Really. Put something intelligent together because you all are making Nate natefused!