god, I LOVE the smell of FUCKERY in the morning!

Time to WANK the MEDIA. Because, yes - they're as FUCKED up as all the other IDIOTS out there. It's the fucking Kool-Aid, man - ever seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers? DONT FALL ASLEEP or you'll wake up walking like them, talking like them, thinking like them and then it's OVER for you. I can't save you. You'll be STUCK there until the finale.

Love, lust and backstabbing is clearly in the air for these four. Even if Vanessa and Chuck said at the end of the episode that they want "last night" to stay secret, it's clear that they have sparks. It wouldn't surprise me if they remain friends with benefits while trying to make Nate and Blair jealous. As for the latter couple, they'll probably be on cloud nine for a while, but since they didn't work out the first time they dated, I don't think they will last long. But, as I've said last week, as long as it keeps Blair on the right path, I'm all for Nate and Blair.
From TV Squad

ME: Oh TV Squad. A long time ago. We used to be friends. Now, it's time to make fun of the pathetic shit you're posting that you call journalism. This is a prime example of people see what people want. No analysis behind it, no WHY THE HELL was this done. It's just... let me watch it and comment about it. THAT is FUCKERY. Let us get one thing straight. I DO NOT NOW NOR EVER WANT TO SEE A RL COUPLE ON MY FUCKING TV. AND further more, you SHOULDN'T either. Have you met an actor? Ever? Actors are flighty people often times with no sense of grounding. They are what we call 'the talent' - they come in, read their lines, be their characters and walk out. That's what they do. So this means that TODAY they may have chemistry on my screen but the moment they FUCK their own relationship over (which ALL of them do) they'll ALSO fuck up your characters. That's the way it rolls. If you dont believe me - watch One Tree Hill, that's PRIME example of fuckery. Now. I would love to point out all the things WRONG with the 'right' path mentioned about NB but I can just point you to the Nate-article posted below. Read it. Laugh about it. Quote it. Remember, somethings are chicken soup to our bitchy souls.

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The return of Blair and Nate, formerly one of the blandest couplings on the show, was sweet and refreshing. Meeting at the place of their first kiss? Cute. Nate wanting to actually be Blair’s friend and resisting her over-the-top seduction techniques? Well, that certainly is new.

ME: AGAIN. People watch things for what they are and NEVER see beyond it. This chick ALSO needs to get off the MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID and read the Buddy-TV article. She MAY or may not recognize her own stupidity. You see, the thing is that idiots SELDOM recognize their own inconsistencies. One day they're OK with something the next they're like 'I NEVER SAID THAT' or 'I WOULD NEVER!'. It's a character trait that comes with idiocy. Character traits possessed by BOTH Nathaniel Archibald AND Vanessa from the Hood. God. I might start 'shipping them TOGETHER again.


AND she continues.

I’ve never been a Vanessa fan. I find her integrity and devotion to her bohemian lifestyle utterly annoying. Yet with Chuck, I see a bad, more manipulative and more fun Vanessa. She’s sleeping around. She’s attempting to manipulate her ex. She is no longer the goody two-shoes we love to hate. Congrats to the show’s writers for finally giving this character some dimension. Now don’t get me wrong — I am still cheering loudly for the Blair-Chuck team, but I can support this hopefully temporary but still exciting detour.

ME: THIS is my problem with the people who SUDDENLY like her. THIS Vanessa, like the Blair we're seeing, is not REALLY Vanessa. (yes, I know I'm defending her, it's all these things I have to post I'm going to have to detoxify along with Ed when this is all over!) What's going to happen is that she's going to SNAP out of it and realize she's not like this and doesn't want to be like this. That is IF the writers are even attempting to keep any character consistency anymore. AND further more once your audience HATES a character with the vehement passion that this character is HATED right now you can NEVER EVER EVER try to squish her into the audience's FAVORITE character because she will become cream on a fucking stick. This wont change no matter how many times JessSzzz smiles and giggles for the camera. All those people that were OK with Vanessa will HATE her and those that claim to love her cause she's awesome will continue to swim AGAINST the fucking tide just to piss everyone else off with their 'unconventional' love for Jess. Hey. Whatever gets you wet people. Be my guest.

Oh and if you want to comment on her WANKERY post here (heh)
Chuck is the new Vanessa