We were too tired to post something eloquent. So we copy/pasted our nightly webchat. WANKINGS included ;)
Valleygurl80 : so this has been a fucking slow day
Cowgirlbiatch: it was ur idea to grow a conscious
Valleygurl80: I don’t know why you fucking listen 2 me
Cowgirlbiatch: how about we make a chat-wank?
Valleygurl80: explain
Cowgirlbiatch: like we talk and we wank. Talk n wank. Like fast food :look:
Valleygurl80: …. Ok… I’m the traditional sort
Cowgirlbiatch: UR the traditional sort?
Valleygurl80: fine. Whatev. Where do we start?
Cowgirlbiatch: take a pick, the fandom is our ocean
Valleygurl80: Can we talk about The Great V Defender?
Cowgirlbiatch: STOP IT! I JUST STOPPED LAUGHING ABOUT IT 10 MINUTES AGO!
Valleygurl80: HEH
Cowgirlbiatch: Now I can’t stop. Maybe we should get her a helmet.
Valleygurl80: I’d rather invest in a brain
Cowgirlbiatch: ur such a bitch
Valleygurl80: I know
Cowgirlbiatch: how about Korbi? The fandom fucking scared her
Valleygurl80: the fandom fucking scares me. Hell, I scare me.
Cowgirlbiatch: you scare me. It’s ok. You scare Pluto.
Valleygurl80: Pluto is a dog.
Cowgirlbiatch: he’s a tiny one.
Valleygurl80: that thing can bark
Cowgirlbiatch: like u
Valleygurl80: fuck u
Cowgirlbiatch: back at ya
Valleygurl80: Korbi
Cowgirlbiatch: Korbi
Valleygurl80: she’s scared
Cowgirlbiatch: very
Valleygurl80: I didn’t know if to laugh or to laugh
Cowgirlbiatch: so you laughed
Valleygurl80: fuck yeah
Cowgirlbiatch: poor thing. I can imagine her getting extra security
Valleygurl80: I need good fic
Cowgirlbiatch: why do you have to depress me?
Valleygurl80: ‘The Great V Defender’
Cowgirlbiatch: thank you. I’m happy once more.
Valleygurl80: ur welcomed
Cowgirlbiatch: how about GG insider?
Valleygurl80: nah.
Cowgirlbiatch: how about the Spuffy chick?
Valleygurl80: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP???
Cowgirlbiatch: heh
Valleygurl80: WHY???
Cowgirlbiatch: I think she’s right. Spuffy may be like Nair.
Valleygurl80: THAT’S IT. WE’RE DIVOCING! I TAKE THE KOOL AND YOU TAKE THE AID
Cowgirlbiatch: It’s all in Chace’s acting ability.
Valleygurl80: ur just jealous
Cowgirlbiatch: of nair?
Valleygurl80: of hair
Cowgirlbiatch: oh that’s fair
Valleygurl80: no, I swear
Cowgirlbiatch: no more rhyming now, I mean it!
Valleygurl80: anybody want a peanut
Cowgirlbiatch: you need a new movie to obsess over
Valleygurl80: give me a fucking break, I’m tired of arguing over nair vs chair
Cowgirlbiatch: are you really?
Valleygurl80: no.
Cowgirlbiatch: I thought so
Valleygurl80: let’s answer mail
Cowgirlbiatch: hate mail? I LOVE hate mail
Valleygurl80: let me see what we have…
Cowgirlbiatch: find something good
Valleygurl80: ok. Look at this one.
Cowgirlbiatch: wait, let me get the popcorn
Valleygurl80: *waits*
Cowgirlbiatch: wait some more, I can’t find the kettle flavored
Valleygurl80: that’s not real popcorn
Cowgirlbiatch: yes it is!
Valleygurl80: ok. Vanessa would totally eat that popcorn
Cowgirlbiatch: ….
Valleygurl80: :)
Cowgirlbiatch: :P
Valleygurl80: u back?
Cowgirlbiatch: yes. With my hobocorn
Valleygurl80: enjoy it
Cowgirlbiatch: I will
Valleygurl80: ok. Here we go. “FUCK YOU, KOOL-AID BITCHES!! I LOVE NB AND WUT? THEY ARE PERFECT AND URS AINT!”
Cowgirlbiatch: Next!
Valleygurl80: Why?
Cowgirlbiatch: She gives me nothing to work with. We have the basic lack of sentence structure, the basic webtalk, over capitalization and average insults. I can’t work with this. NEXT!
Valleygurl80: fine. Next. “I think you should put your time and above average minds to something productive as opposed to fueling the war this fandom is undergoing.”
Cowgirlbiatch: I like her. She’s direct and to the point, well spoken and worthy of my time.
Valleygurl80: Should we close the Aid?
Cowgirlbiatch: FUCK NO! Screw this bitch, NEXT!
Valleygurl80: I love it when you talk dirty.
Cowgirlbiatch: I bet u do
Valleygurl80: ok, last one. “Just because people don’t agree with your ship doesn’t mean you have to bash them. Grow up a bit.”
Cowgirlbiatch: She’s totally missing the point.
Valleygurl80: I know! NEXT!
Cowgirlbiatch: wait! Should we send her mangoes or something?
Valleygurl80: maybe a thank you letter?
Cowgirlbiatch: instead of the usually ‘screw u’ letter?
Valleygurl80: we need to have more options
Cowgirlbiatch: let’s work on that next week
Valleygurl80: deal!
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. My turn! OK, how about this one: I think that Nate and Blair shoud be together because they were eachothers first loves.
Valleygurl80: she can’t spell. How can I wank her?
Cowgirlbiatch: try
Valleygurl80: kay… I CAN’T! THIS IS LIKE A REPETITION OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I just can’t.
Cowgirlbiatch: I know. I’m getting bored of the same senile assessment.
Valleygurl80: next!
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. This one comes
Valleygurl80: THE GREAT V DEFENDER. She (Blair) is always ruining Vanessa's life I mean she could have still been with Nate but then that big grizzly BLAIRBEAR stepped in the picture and honestly how could Nate fall for someone that fugly? *bleck*
Cowgirlbiatch: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS! LMAO!!!
Valleygurl80: This bitch is OFF HER ROCKER AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Cowgirlbiatch: Shit, I’m rolling on the floor
Valleygurl80: I think we’ve pissed her off, lol
Cowgirlbiatch: Maybe she’ll start a petition to get rid of us
Valleygurl80: LMAO!!!!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: let’s encourage it.
Valleygurl80: she’ll have better luck with us than with Blair
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t think she knows that
Valleygurl80: she doesn’t know a lot of things
Cowgirlbiatch: I kinda feel bad
Valleygurl80: the fuck you do
Cowgirlbiatch: ur right. I don’t, she’s too fucking funny
Valleygurl80: she’s like our best discovery
Cowgirlbiatch: better than the NB POWDER RANGER?
Valleygurl80: OH MAN! I forgot about the NB POWDER RANGER!!
Cowgirlbiatch: How can you???
Valleygurl80: I know! I’m a bad bitchy blogger
Cowgirlbiatch: totally
Valleygurl80: what did she say now?
Cowgirlbiatch: let me check… oh this one was in today!
Valleygurl80: HOT OFF THE PRESS! WATCH OUT!
Cowgirlbiatch: “NB POWER!!! Lame sneak peek. Don't the producers realize that sneak peeks are supposed to make the fans MORE excited about the episode? They should have given us a Nate/Blair scene.”
Valleygurl80: YEAH… she’s lost her fucking mind
Cowgirlbiatch: she’s rather adorable in that rabid bulldog type of way
Valleygurl80: I was going to say Chihuahua
Cowgirlbiatch: a rabid little Chihuahua
Valleygurl80: with a white-tipped nose
Cowgirlbiatch: ???
Valleygurl80: I swear i loose you sometimes
Cowgirlbiatch: ahahhahaaaaaa
Valleygurl80: *thirty minutes later*
Cowgirlbiatch: shut up
Valleygurl80: ok, what else?
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. I think this one takes the motherfucking cake today
Valleygurl80: do tell!!
Cowgirlbiatch: “I wish they would replace Ed Westwick. I think Chace Crawford should play the role of Chuck with a different hairstyle. (Obviously he will continue to play the role of Nate as well.)”
Valleygurl80: ……………
Cowgirlbiatch: ……………
Valleygurl80: I sense that she’s like… coming out of her Kool-Aid coma
Cowgirlbiatch: in an odd way
Valleygurl80: or maybe it’s a new mutation
Cowgirlbiatch: a progression
Valleygurl80: like she wants CB as long as it’s NB
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah… I fear for her
Valleygurl80: I fear for us
Cowgirlbiatch: FUCK
Valleygurl80: I KNOW!
Cowgirlbiatch: Let us walk away slowly.
Valleygurl80: yeah. NEXT!
Cowgirlbiatch: "You say that his actions speak louder than his words. He he has done some pretty shitty things to Blair. He might have done things to her that proves he cares, but he would do the same for Nate. He cares and loves both of them. But are you going to say that he is in love with Nate also? Chuck doesn't know how to properly show someone that he cares about them. That is why he is constantly fucking up everything. But even though he does show that he has a very small heart deep, deep somewhere inside him, that does not prove that he is in love with anyone. That just proves he is not a heartless dick."
Valleygurl80: She did like a total fucking regression.
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. I was like into what she was saying for a moment and then BAM!
Valleygurl80: BOOM BOOM POW
Cowgirlbiatch: You’re never going to let that one go, are you?
Valleygurl80: it’ll never get old
Cowgirlbiatch: fair
Valleygurl80: so this chick?
Cowgirlbiatch: what is she going to do when Chuck says ILU in the finale?
Valleygurl80: who the fuck cares? Make a new theory?
Cowgirlbiatch: maybe she ships Nuck
Valleygurl80: I’m down with Nuck
Cowgirlbiatch: you’re just down with Nate being gay
Valleygurl80: at this point, the ENTIRE fandom is ok with him being gay
Cowgirlbiatch: who can he be gay with?
Valleygurl80: well, if he goes through men like he’s gone through women I’m pretty sure he’ll soon enough move to inanimate objects
Cowgirlbiatch: NATE/TREE!!!
Valleygurl80: NATREE!
Cowgirlbiatch: I loved that fic
Valleygurl80: me too. My OTP
Cowgirlbiatch: Actually, let us think about this for a moment. This could help Chace in his acting
Valleygurl80: the tree?
Cowgirlbiatch: inanimate objects
Valleygurl80: I agree.
Cowgirlbiatch: it’ll highlight this expressions
Valleygurl80: what expressions?
Cowgirlbiatch: you see?!! It’ll be flawless. Acting like ur NOT acting
Valleygurl80: I’m inspired
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m fantastic. Next!
Valleygurl80: let me look
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m tired
Valleygurl80: ONE MORE! ONE BIG ONE, ONE BIG ONE!
Cowgirlbiatch: how about this one? “Nate is too good looking to dislike. Nate's the most likable character on this show Cindy. He is like hypnotic when he is on the screen. I sit in a daze when I hear his voice. I have spent a lot of time on my Chace collection. Season 1 Gossip Girl, the covenant, Molly Hartley, and Loaded (awful, not even Chace could save this one). I think my Nair/Spuffy comparison was dead-on btw. Talent wise...Chace is on the same level as James Marsters.”
Valleygurl80: YOU CUNT!
Cowgirlbiatch: HAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Valleygurl80: I don’t know what is fucking scarier. The hypnotism of all things mediocre, THE collection or the Spuffy.
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t think she realizes the daze is the Kool-Aid and that she’s fucking psycho
Valleygurl80: JAMES MARSTERS??!!!! WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ON???!
Cowgirlbiatch: calm down
Valleygurl80: you fucking calm down!
Cowgirlbiatch: *walks away*
Valleygurl80: what if she compared Chacey with Johnny Depp??
Cowgirlbiatch: ……..
Valleygurl80: yeah.
Cowgirlbiatch: this bitch’s on something
Valleygurl80: a lot of fucking somethings
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m tired
Valleygurl80: fine. Go to bed.
Cowgirlbiatch: you post
Valleygurl80: fuck
Cowgirlbiatch: :P
Valleygurl80: what are we going to do tomorrow?
Cowgirlbiatch: the same thing we do every night, Inca. Try to take over the web!
Valleygurl80 : so this has been a fucking slow day
Cowgirlbiatch: it was ur idea to grow a conscious
Valleygurl80: I don’t know why you fucking listen 2 me
Cowgirlbiatch: how about we make a chat-wank?
Valleygurl80: explain
Cowgirlbiatch: like we talk and we wank. Talk n wank. Like fast food :look:
Valleygurl80: …. Ok… I’m the traditional sort
Cowgirlbiatch: UR the traditional sort?
Valleygurl80: fine. Whatev. Where do we start?
Cowgirlbiatch: take a pick, the fandom is our ocean
Valleygurl80: Can we talk about The Great V Defender?
Cowgirlbiatch: STOP IT! I JUST STOPPED LAUGHING ABOUT IT 10 MINUTES AGO!
Valleygurl80: HEH
Cowgirlbiatch: Now I can’t stop. Maybe we should get her a helmet.
Valleygurl80: I’d rather invest in a brain
Cowgirlbiatch: ur such a bitch
Valleygurl80: I know
Cowgirlbiatch: how about Korbi? The fandom fucking scared her
Valleygurl80: the fandom fucking scares me. Hell, I scare me.
Cowgirlbiatch: you scare me. It’s ok. You scare Pluto.
Valleygurl80: Pluto is a dog.
Cowgirlbiatch: he’s a tiny one.
Valleygurl80: that thing can bark
Cowgirlbiatch: like u
Valleygurl80: fuck u
Cowgirlbiatch: back at ya
Valleygurl80: Korbi
Cowgirlbiatch: Korbi
Valleygurl80: she’s scared
Cowgirlbiatch: very
Valleygurl80: I didn’t know if to laugh or to laugh
Cowgirlbiatch: so you laughed
Valleygurl80: fuck yeah
Cowgirlbiatch: poor thing. I can imagine her getting extra security
Valleygurl80: I need good fic
Cowgirlbiatch: why do you have to depress me?
Valleygurl80: ‘The Great V Defender’
Cowgirlbiatch: thank you. I’m happy once more.
Valleygurl80: ur welcomed
Cowgirlbiatch: how about GG insider?
Valleygurl80: nah.
Cowgirlbiatch: how about the Spuffy chick?
Valleygurl80: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP???
Cowgirlbiatch: heh
Valleygurl80: WHY???
Cowgirlbiatch: I think she’s right. Spuffy may be like Nair.
Valleygurl80: THAT’S IT. WE’RE DIVOCING! I TAKE THE KOOL AND YOU TAKE THE AID
Cowgirlbiatch: It’s all in Chace’s acting ability.
Valleygurl80: ur just jealous
Cowgirlbiatch: of nair?
Valleygurl80: of hair
Cowgirlbiatch: oh that’s fair
Valleygurl80: no, I swear
Cowgirlbiatch: no more rhyming now, I mean it!
Valleygurl80: anybody want a peanut
Cowgirlbiatch: you need a new movie to obsess over
Valleygurl80: give me a fucking break, I’m tired of arguing over nair vs chair
Cowgirlbiatch: are you really?
Valleygurl80: no.
Cowgirlbiatch: I thought so
Valleygurl80: let’s answer mail
Cowgirlbiatch: hate mail? I LOVE hate mail
Valleygurl80: let me see what we have…
Cowgirlbiatch: find something good
Valleygurl80: ok. Look at this one.
Cowgirlbiatch: wait, let me get the popcorn
Valleygurl80: *waits*
Cowgirlbiatch: wait some more, I can’t find the kettle flavored
Valleygurl80: that’s not real popcorn
Cowgirlbiatch: yes it is!
Valleygurl80: ok. Vanessa would totally eat that popcorn
Cowgirlbiatch: ….
Valleygurl80: :)
Cowgirlbiatch: :P
Valleygurl80: u back?
Cowgirlbiatch: yes. With my hobocorn
Valleygurl80: enjoy it
Cowgirlbiatch: I will
Valleygurl80: ok. Here we go. “FUCK YOU, KOOL-AID BITCHES!! I LOVE NB AND WUT? THEY ARE PERFECT AND URS AINT!”
Cowgirlbiatch: Next!
Valleygurl80: Why?
Cowgirlbiatch: She gives me nothing to work with. We have the basic lack of sentence structure, the basic webtalk, over capitalization and average insults. I can’t work with this. NEXT!
Valleygurl80: fine. Next. “I think you should put your time and above average minds to something productive as opposed to fueling the war this fandom is undergoing.”
Cowgirlbiatch: I like her. She’s direct and to the point, well spoken and worthy of my time.
Valleygurl80: Should we close the Aid?
Cowgirlbiatch: FUCK NO! Screw this bitch, NEXT!
Valleygurl80: I love it when you talk dirty.
Cowgirlbiatch: I bet u do
Valleygurl80: ok, last one. “Just because people don’t agree with your ship doesn’t mean you have to bash them. Grow up a bit.”
Cowgirlbiatch: She’s totally missing the point.
Valleygurl80: I know! NEXT!
Cowgirlbiatch: wait! Should we send her mangoes or something?
Valleygurl80: maybe a thank you letter?
Cowgirlbiatch: instead of the usually ‘screw u’ letter?
Valleygurl80: we need to have more options
Cowgirlbiatch: let’s work on that next week
Valleygurl80: deal!
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. My turn! OK, how about this one: I think that Nate and Blair shoud be together because they were eachothers first loves.
Valleygurl80: she can’t spell. How can I wank her?
Cowgirlbiatch: try
Valleygurl80: kay… I CAN’T! THIS IS LIKE A REPETITION OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I just can’t.
Cowgirlbiatch: I know. I’m getting bored of the same senile assessment.
Valleygurl80: next!
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. This one comes
Valleygurl80: THE GREAT V DEFENDER. She (Blair) is always ruining Vanessa's life I mean she could have still been with Nate but then that big grizzly BLAIRBEAR stepped in the picture and honestly how could Nate fall for someone that fugly? *bleck*
Cowgirlbiatch: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS! LMAO!!!
Valleygurl80: This bitch is OFF HER ROCKER AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Cowgirlbiatch: Shit, I’m rolling on the floor
Valleygurl80: I think we’ve pissed her off, lol
Cowgirlbiatch: Maybe she’ll start a petition to get rid of us
Valleygurl80: LMAO!!!!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: let’s encourage it.
Valleygurl80: she’ll have better luck with us than with Blair
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t think she knows that
Valleygurl80: she doesn’t know a lot of things
Cowgirlbiatch: I kinda feel bad
Valleygurl80: the fuck you do
Cowgirlbiatch: ur right. I don’t, she’s too fucking funny
Valleygurl80: she’s like our best discovery
Cowgirlbiatch: better than the NB POWDER RANGER?
Valleygurl80: OH MAN! I forgot about the NB POWDER RANGER!!
Cowgirlbiatch: How can you???
Valleygurl80: I know! I’m a bad bitchy blogger
Cowgirlbiatch: totally
Valleygurl80: what did she say now?
Cowgirlbiatch: let me check… oh this one was in today!
Valleygurl80: HOT OFF THE PRESS! WATCH OUT!
Cowgirlbiatch: “NB POWER!!! Lame sneak peek. Don't the producers realize that sneak peeks are supposed to make the fans MORE excited about the episode? They should have given us a Nate/Blair scene.”
Valleygurl80: YEAH… she’s lost her fucking mind
Cowgirlbiatch: she’s rather adorable in that rabid bulldog type of way
Valleygurl80: I was going to say Chihuahua
Cowgirlbiatch: a rabid little Chihuahua
Valleygurl80: with a white-tipped nose
Cowgirlbiatch: ???
Valleygurl80: I swear i loose you sometimes
Cowgirlbiatch: ahahhahaaaaaa
Valleygurl80: *thirty minutes later*
Cowgirlbiatch: shut up
Valleygurl80: ok, what else?
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. I think this one takes the motherfucking cake today
Valleygurl80: do tell!!
Cowgirlbiatch: “I wish they would replace Ed Westwick. I think Chace Crawford should play the role of Chuck with a different hairstyle. (Obviously he will continue to play the role of Nate as well.)”
Valleygurl80: ……………
Cowgirlbiatch: ……………
Valleygurl80: I sense that she’s like… coming out of her Kool-Aid coma
Cowgirlbiatch: in an odd way
Valleygurl80: or maybe it’s a new mutation
Cowgirlbiatch: a progression
Valleygurl80: like she wants CB as long as it’s NB
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah… I fear for her
Valleygurl80: I fear for us
Cowgirlbiatch: FUCK
Valleygurl80: I KNOW!
Cowgirlbiatch: Let us walk away slowly.
Valleygurl80: yeah. NEXT!
Cowgirlbiatch: "You say that his actions speak louder than his words. He he has done some pretty shitty things to Blair. He might have done things to her that proves he cares, but he would do the same for Nate. He cares and loves both of them. But are you going to say that he is in love with Nate also? Chuck doesn't know how to properly show someone that he cares about them. That is why he is constantly fucking up everything. But even though he does show that he has a very small heart deep, deep somewhere inside him, that does not prove that he is in love with anyone. That just proves he is not a heartless dick."
Valleygurl80: She did like a total fucking regression.
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. I was like into what she was saying for a moment and then BAM!
Valleygurl80: BOOM BOOM POW
Cowgirlbiatch: You’re never going to let that one go, are you?
Valleygurl80: it’ll never get old
Cowgirlbiatch: fair
Valleygurl80: so this chick?
Cowgirlbiatch: what is she going to do when Chuck says ILU in the finale?
Valleygurl80: who the fuck cares? Make a new theory?
Cowgirlbiatch: maybe she ships Nuck
Valleygurl80: I’m down with Nuck
Cowgirlbiatch: you’re just down with Nate being gay
Valleygurl80: at this point, the ENTIRE fandom is ok with him being gay
Cowgirlbiatch: who can he be gay with?
Valleygurl80: well, if he goes through men like he’s gone through women I’m pretty sure he’ll soon enough move to inanimate objects
Cowgirlbiatch: NATE/TREE!!!
Valleygurl80: NATREE!
Cowgirlbiatch: I loved that fic
Valleygurl80: me too. My OTP
Cowgirlbiatch: Actually, let us think about this for a moment. This could help Chace in his acting
Valleygurl80: the tree?
Cowgirlbiatch: inanimate objects
Valleygurl80: I agree.
Cowgirlbiatch: it’ll highlight this expressions
Valleygurl80: what expressions?
Cowgirlbiatch: you see?!! It’ll be flawless. Acting like ur NOT acting
Valleygurl80: I’m inspired
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m fantastic. Next!
Valleygurl80: let me look
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m tired
Valleygurl80: ONE MORE! ONE BIG ONE, ONE BIG ONE!
Cowgirlbiatch: how about this one? “Nate is too good looking to dislike. Nate's the most likable character on this show Cindy. He is like hypnotic when he is on the screen. I sit in a daze when I hear his voice. I have spent a lot of time on my Chace collection. Season 1 Gossip Girl, the covenant, Molly Hartley, and Loaded (awful, not even Chace could save this one). I think my Nair/Spuffy comparison was dead-on btw. Talent wise...Chace is on the same level as James Marsters.”
Valleygurl80: YOU CUNT!
Cowgirlbiatch: HAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Valleygurl80: I don’t know what is fucking scarier. The hypnotism of all things mediocre, THE collection or the Spuffy.
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t think she realizes the daze is the Kool-Aid and that she’s fucking psycho
Valleygurl80: JAMES MARSTERS??!!!! WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ON???!
Cowgirlbiatch: calm down
Valleygurl80: you fucking calm down!
Cowgirlbiatch: *walks away*
Valleygurl80: what if she compared Chacey with Johnny Depp??
Cowgirlbiatch: ……..
Valleygurl80: yeah.
Cowgirlbiatch: this bitch’s on something
Valleygurl80: a lot of fucking somethings
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m tired
Valleygurl80: fine. Go to bed.
Cowgirlbiatch: you post
Valleygurl80: fuck
Cowgirlbiatch: :P
Valleygurl80: what are we going to do tomorrow?
Cowgirlbiatch: the same thing we do every night, Inca. Try to take over the web!
i want a link to nate/tree fic :( it sounds epic
ReplyDeleteyou two are a mess! lol
ReplyDeleteShare your hobocorn, Cowgirl!
LOL @ the Chace Collection. That is some scary ass shit, right there.
ReplyDeleteI love that she talks about it with such reverence. Like she's got the gold edition of his works.
ReplyDeleteomg you guys are freakin' hilarious! I almost peed my pants reading about psychotic collector.
ReplyDeleteokay.. first, JAMES MARSTERS?! OH MY GOD!? NO FUCKING WAY!!
ReplyDeletewhat the hell..
second.. CHACE SHOULD NOT PLACE CHUCK AND NATE, GOD.. stupid Nair/Chair lover. sucker..
I know, it's fucking creepy. I don't even read the comments on spoilertv anymore, the troll spams EVERY SINGLE gossip girl post with her "the sun shine's out of Nate's ass and Blair likes to eat it" bullshit.
ReplyDeleteOMG, thank you for getting the Chace should play Chuck and Nate comment! I wish you got the one about Chace being compared to Shakespeare though. I've got no qualms with Chace but...hell, I wouldn't compare anyone to the bard yet from Gossip Girl, not even Ed.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks that NB fan is a closet CB fan.
~CT