Cowgirlbiatch: You cannot leave me. Like ever.
Valleygurl80: You need to calm down. I just got off a 3 hour plane flight.
Cowgirlbiatch: Focus. I need you.
Valleygurl80: read the recap
Cowgirlbiatch: me too
Valleygurl80: I have to go back and read what you wrote this weekend
Cowgirlbiatch: read later. Talk first
Valleygurl80: ugh. Family sucks, this is why I live away from them
Cowgirlbiatch: not focusing
Valleygurl80: fine. I think it’s like ok
Cowgirlbiatch: me too. Like blah kinda ok
Valleygurl80: aside from Blair running around like 1.0 Blair
Cowgirlbiatch: god, I can’t stand the butchering of her character
Valleygurl80: I just love that Nate ends up confused
Cowgirlbiatch: again
Valleygurl80: again
Cowgirlbiatch: that boy is a mess
Valleygurl80: total
Cowgirlbiatch: my poor Chuck. God, I’d fuck Ed right now
Valleygurl80: you’d fuck him anywhere
Cowgirlbiatch: ANYWHERE
Valleygurl80: me too. I’m not going to lie. I’d fuck chace too.
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t know if I can do a guy that was confused as to why I’m bouncing on top of him
Valleygurl80: slap him once. It’ll do him good. I don’t know why he hasn’t gotten slapped.
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. This is natefusing to me too
Valleygurl80: I mean, he’s been with EVERYONE
Cowgirlbiatch: and no slap
Valleygurl80: so anti-climatic
Cowgirlbiatch: I know
Valleygurl80: I’d slap him
Cowgirlbiatch: maybe that’s what he needs. A good slap to snap him out of it
Valleygurl80: I just hope hobobag isn’t the one to do it
Cowgirlbiatch: my poor chuck. Just saw the video. God, I’m depressed
Valleygurl80: this is sad. Nate is an idiot
Cowgirlbiatch: I can’t believe he even decided to go to chuck knowing all that has happened between Chair
Valleygurl80: he’s a douche
Cowgirlbiatch: I want the promo for next week
Valleygurl80: dude…. There’s people that actually think this episode was good for Nair
Cowgirlbiatch: are we surprised?
Valleygurl80: no but still… one likes to not give up on humanity
Cowgirlbiatch: humans are stupid
Valleygurl80: they come with batteries
Cowgirlbiatch: LMAO
Valleygurl80: like Blair
Cowgirlbiatch: so are u watching
Valleygurl80: ehhh
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. Ehhh. I think I’ll watch like after it airs and I can fast forward
Valleygurl80: what do we think of jenny?
Cowgirlbiatch: I actually like jenny. Taylor can act and they have cinched the ‘Chuck is a rapist’ storyline. It’s finally been addressed.
Valleygurl80: yes. I agree. You know I would’ve liked NJ had they not fucked it up to begin with
Cowgirlbiatch: I could see that. I still prefer NS
Valleygurl80: I still prefer Nate as gay
Cowgirlbiatch: I think we will AT LEAST see him experiment
Valleygurl80: can you imagine a Serena/Nate/Dan/Eric quadrangle?
Cowgirlbiatch: where’s Vanessa in all this?
Valleygurl80: she’s been killed already, remember the plan
Cowgirlbiatch: oh yeah!
Valleygurl80: I sense the show getting better already, do you feel that?
Cowgirlbiatch: ehhh. We got an AWESOME hate mail while u were gone
Valleygurl80: OMFG, TELL!!
Cowgirlbiatch: Ready? Ok. “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCHES!! PEOPLE THAT READ UR BLOG IS STUPID LIKE YOU AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE IN A SMALL BED!!! FUCK YOU!”
Valleygurl80: At least we don’t get run over by a truck or something
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah, she like wished us a peaceful death
Valleygurl80: I kinda like her.
Cowgirlbiatch: me too, makes u want to cuddle her
Valleygurl80: I’m tired, girl
Cowgirlbiatch: ok. Fine. Just don’t leave me alone. Like ever.
Valleygurl80: fine.
Cowgirlbiatch: ok.
Valleygurl80: u posting the hoboslut post?
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah.
Valleygurl80: and this one?
Cowgirlbiatch: fine. I will
Valleygurl80: love ya, bitch
Cowgirlbiatch: :P
*loool* I read your blog every day twice and I am proud to say: ME NOT IS STUPID! ;P OMG, some people are just hilarious! And how detailed she described the circumstances of death: ALONE in a SMALL bed! LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA "YOU WILL DIE ALONE IN A SMALL BED!"
ReplyDeletebecause dying in a big bed is soooooo much better. I love it.
And Nate needs to get slapped/punched STAT.
also, you know gg has gone down the drain when I'm looking forward to the DS scenes more than the Blair scenes. WHY GOD WHY!?
ReplyDeleteHow can people think this is good on the Nair front? HOW?! HOW THE FUCK?!
ReplyDeleteIT HAS BEEN SAID OUT LOUD. NATE DOES NOT ACCEPT BLAIR. CHUCK SAID IT BEST "It's stupid for you to want her to be anything other than what she is." BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE HER YOU STUPID DOUCHE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID! FUCK!
And then I'm pretty sure Nate was going to break up with her if she hadn't started making out with him. Which I'm glad he didn't because SHE needs to be the one to dump HIS loser ass.
sorry for the rant.
I saw people thinking it was good for Nair and I'm like sitting her with my jaw hitting my knees. People are just in serious serious denial, man! LOVE the hatemail too, it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't wait for the HOBOSLUT post!! You all haven't wanked Lady Dreadlocks in a while, I miss those!
if she wished you such a peaceful death, the qn begs to be asked - can you still call it a hate mail?? i think i prefer musing over this qn over watching the next gg epi...
ReplyDeleteNote to troll: Alone in a *racecar* bed would have been funnier.
ReplyDeleteYES! That would've been so much more fucking poetic!
ReplyDeleteAnd then I'm pretty sure Nate was going to break up with her if she hadn't started making out with him. Which I'm glad he didn't because SHE needs to be the one to dump HIS loser ass.
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Yes, I agree that Nate was on his way to break up with her had she not latched on to his mouth. He got Natefused and thought - why the hell not? it worked with Hobo and Jenny.
I do think this is the beginning of the end for Nair which makes me already start missing the Nairy fans and their crazy ass statements.
the bed thing automatically made me think of the Death Cab For Cutie song where the person in the song buys a twin sized bed because the queen one made them feel lonely being just them in it. was that a subtle jab to that song, or am I like, thinking too much?
ReplyDeleteyou're giving her too much credit
ReplyDeletethat was AMAZING. the only thing that's managed to distract me as I wait for the Canadian Sunday night upload.
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